Life In Cairo

Uneducated Elephants Working At Cairo International Airport!

Lets talk Cairo INTERNATIONAL Airport for this post... A few experiences there have made me want to laugh out loud, cry a few tears and wonder what kind of people (animals?) ACTUALLY work there... In order to get to the check-in counter one has to send your luggage through a x-ray machine and hand over… Continue reading Uneducated Elephants Working At Cairo International Airport!

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Calling Internet Superman, Please Help Us! I NEED INTERNET!

And again the same happens... Over one month since my last post... I can assure you that if I could post once a week I would as trust me, I have plenty of crazy stories thrown at me... But its hard to post when the only thing you have is a mobile network that loads… Continue reading Calling Internet Superman, Please Help Us! I NEED INTERNET!

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The Day I Became A Wife And Learnt Never To Trust An Egyptian… Except For My Husband!

Dear diary.... I apologize with all my heart for being 'gone' for so long... Apparently when one is married the husband comes first! BUT, I aint got no problem putting my husband first... and IM BACK... I promise ill never be gone for this long again... So I got married, went on a honeymoon and… Continue reading The Day I Became A Wife And Learnt Never To Trust An Egyptian… Except For My Husband!

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Marriage Licence Cafe, Visa Superman, And Whoops We Are Married!

Its been a while since I posted anything. That is because on the 1st September we officially got married. I say officially because the government now agrees that we are married. So I was going to write a post about that experience, but was soo angry and frustrated, I needed a few days to cool… Continue reading Marriage Licence Cafe, Visa Superman, And Whoops We Are Married!

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Paperwork, Proof Of My Inner Thoughts And Being Declared Healthy Enough To Marry!

Continuation from the previous post... After we managed to get all our documents to the Norwegian embassy we had to get the only thing remaining: health check... Let me just tell you about ALL the freaking documents one person needs to get married... Apparently there is no such thing as just true love and a… Continue reading Paperwork, Proof Of My Inner Thoughts And Being Declared Healthy Enough To Marry!

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Cairo Is Bringing It On Egyptian Style With Egyptian Superman!

So as I mentioned in my previous post: Cairo bring it on! Well stupidly said, that's now what is happening... Cairo has brought it and is continuing to bring it, boom smack right in the face, maybe a punch in the stomach too! According to our perfect plan this is supposed to have happened: We… Continue reading Cairo Is Bringing It On Egyptian Style With Egyptian Superman!

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Thank You London. Cairo, Bring It On!

Home sweet home... I'm back Cairo!! It feels so weird coming back after 3 months. Id love to say nothing has changed, buuuuut lets not fool each other. There is now a curfew, a state of emergency has been issued, the are mini-wars being fought all over Cairo, and the army are controlling the streets… Continue reading Thank You London. Cairo, Bring It On!

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Stupid Lying Hotel & A Few Wedding Previews…

It's nearly a month until I get married. One month until im a WIFE!! Crazy! It immediately makes me feel OLD! But I wouldn't want it any other way. I'm the luckiest girl in the world, I know that's what everyone says, but between you and me, im the only one that's the luckiest... Im… Continue reading Stupid Lying Hotel & A Few Wedding Previews…

Life In Norway

Forgotten Lady And A Big Red Bus (Private Investigator Style)…

So this is a little post about what happens if you hire me as your private investigator, or you put me into 'shit im desperate mode', I always find solutions! I'm currently in Norway working at Trollstigen Camping and Gjestegard. I'm the receptionist/booking person/phone answering machine/whatever is thrown at me person... Anyways back to my… Continue reading Forgotten Lady And A Big Red Bus (Private Investigator Style)…

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Wedding Stress (Part 1)

And im back AGAIN! Yeah I start the post AGAIN with apologizing for being gone for so long. At the moment I work, sleep, eat, work, sleep, eat, work some more... I have no 'life'! I know its my decision to work this much, and its only for 3 months. I'm starting to stress a… Continue reading Wedding Stress (Part 1)