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Thank You London. Cairo, Bring It On!

Home sweet home... I'm back Cairo!! It feels so weird coming back after 3 months. Id love to say nothing has changed, buuuuut lets not fool each other. There is now a curfew, a state of emergency has been issued, the are mini-wars being fought all over Cairo, and the army are controlling the streets… Continue reading Thank You London. Cairo, Bring It On!

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Stupid Lying Hotel & A Few Wedding Previews…

It's nearly a month until I get married. One month until im a WIFE!! Crazy! It immediately makes me feel OLD! But I wouldn't want it any other way. I'm the luckiest girl in the world, I know that's what everyone says, but between you and me, im the only one that's the luckiest... Im… Continue reading Stupid Lying Hotel & A Few Wedding Previews…

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Wedding Locations And A Lot Of NOOOO People!

As you probably all know, im getting married pretty soon. To be exact 3 months and 15 days, but hey, who's counting!? Hahaha.... As you also know (God you guys are loaded with information!) I usually have quite a few problems dealing with Egyptians... Do not worry, it's not just me, I figured out that… Continue reading Wedding Locations And A Lot Of NOOOO People!

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Egyptian ‘I Have Power Over You’ Issues…

You know an Egyptian by how he reacts to some super small annoying stuff, the stuff that a non-Egyptian doesn't even blink their eye to. It sounds very countryist, but Egyptians honestly have a weird way of reacting to things. Their feeling levels is much more sensitive than anyone elses... Everything they feel is a… Continue reading Egyptian ‘I Have Power Over You’ Issues…

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WHAT THE HELL!? Yeah Im Engaged!

So as I mentioned in the previous post I recently got engaged. I love telling stories, so I thought id share with you this little (trust me to make its a long post anyway!) personal cinderella story. My fiancée says that I have a problem... I talk too much and too fast... Normally when he… Continue reading WHAT THE HELL!? Yeah Im Engaged!

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Part 2 Of The Super Expensive Life Lesson!

So this is the second part... I really think that I enrolled into an anger management course instead of a jewelry course... So this is what happened next... I told them I am not going to accept what they are doing and I want my money back... The secretary I spoke to didnt understand the… Continue reading Part 2 Of The Super Expensive Life Lesson!

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Italian Camel Crap Academy (Not Really An Academy) Part 1!

So here it comes again... ANOTHER post to tell you about my frustrations of Cairo... I would really love to write a post about how amazing Cairo is treating me... But unfortunately it is overpopulated with super disgusting people who are compulsive liars, and for some reason im a magnet that attracts them... In the… Continue reading Italian Camel Crap Academy (Not Really An Academy) Part 1!

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Welcome Back To Egypt…. Or Maybe Not!

The doors to the gate open. 2 photographers standing flashing pictures of people boarding. I was like WAHEEY someone super famous is on board. While I'm boarding 2 policemen come to the counter from the aircraft. When are you going to be finished boarding!?!? Uh oh this takes my excitement to new levels. I get… Continue reading Welcome Back To Egypt…. Or Maybe Not!

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An English Speaking And Understanding Erupting Dumbed-Down Volcano…

Wow, I was thinking that it had been a long time since I posted something but I didn't realise it had been this long! The last 10 days have been kinda busy... Been spending a lot of time with my boyfriends family. Took a day trip to Ein Soukhna... I started a jewelry course on… Continue reading An English Speaking And Understanding Erupting Dumbed-Down Volcano…

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Trying To Make Sense Of It All…

I'm a very logical thinker... it's the way my schools tought me to think, logic... So I try to think logic on a daily basis... But this isn't working for me here in Egypt, it's actually making me quite insane... I keep trying to find a logic explanation for everything, and this is making me… Continue reading Trying To Make Sense Of It All…